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So their was a mouse grasshopper and a penis
The mouse said the words situation that he would he could be in is having his tail stuck in a mouse trap not able to get out
The grasshopper said the worst situation that he could ever be in is getting lost in tall green grass not finding his way out
The penis said the worst situation that he could ever be in is getting shoved in a bag in a dark wet cave and doing push up till he throws up
SwagFriends is dead as f*** now I haven't been on here for like 2 years and this s*** has changed nobody really goes on main chat anymore all the hoochies and hoes are gone all the funny niggas like my self are gone and all the lame swagfaggs are gone too so there's no one to roast on about their chola eyebrows and their star trek spoch haircuts lol I remember the good old days freestylin on main chat KGOD anyways my point is shitssss wack bruh where the hoe$ at!?
Yes ladies, I know what you’re thinking, who is that muscular, sweaty, handsome devil in the picture? Yes it’s me so please can you control your hormones, I’m single and available! (Not anymore!) :lol: I’ll explain later why I put this particular picture up but for now I just want to ask you a couple of simple questions. To the guys and gals – are you single? If so do you realise how good you have it? Or are you feeling miserable and do…Continue